that's so fetch
In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:

my-holmes-chapel-homie-hazza:

“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”

He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”

(via zeror3grets)

jawshross:

saaaap
if he was the last man on earth…how was there a knock on the door?.. 0_o